You don’t need to become a different version of yourself to do this.
What makes you interesting is already there --
in the way you exist, not in how you perform.
Boudoir is about owning that -- stripping it down, 
without adjusting to be more acceptable.

a visual rebellion against the ordinary.

A.I Free Zone

CRTL/ALT/Create.

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anything but boring

the human experience:

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Your photos should feel like you - not a recreation of someone else's pinterest photoshoot.
We will yap about the things that bring you joy, the experiences that shaped you, and create a custom concept that shows off your unique style. Because Fuck being like anybody else.

Your photos = Anything but Boring.

My philosophy on artificial tech 
is simple: FUCK AI.
 I will not outsource my art and 10 years of experience photographing love, to a robot that steals intellectual property and uses your faces in their deep fake algorithms.

Every photo is hand selected and hand edited - thats my job and my promise. 

Combining the love of nostalgia with the art of photography. Here, we celebrate the cringe because we never left the 2008 Myspace era </3
You can expect to listen to some "divorced dad rock" and Lady Gaga. We will giggle and snap pics on my digicam. And for a moment, you will forget about all the horrors. 

BRB ILY TTYL xP

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You can expect to see the final results within 2-3 weeks.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY PHOTOS?

Just a reminder that when you're in front of my camera, working with me - you're in the safest space possible. I'll be sure to build your confidence in every way, shape & form and make sure your comfortability is at the top of the priorities list.

 HOW DO YOU EASE any NERVES & prepare me for this experience?

Absolutely not! Each boudoir concept is unique in its own way. & the posing will be as well. You can fully relax & trust the process on posing!

DO I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO POSE?

Frequently Asked Q's

WILL MY PHOTOS BE SHARED PUBLICLY?

 If this is something you'd prefer to keep private, that decision is valid, & your boudoir session wouldn't be shared publicly. 

welcome to the world of misfits >

art that's guaranteed to turn heads fuckin' backwards

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